Sunday, August 16, 2009

It's Been A While....

Ok, so i havent posted anything in a really long time, as i have been reminded by WTF almost EVERYTIME  i see her....
I have made some changes in my life of late, but its still my crazy, eventful, busy,  and every so hilarious. 

ok....where do i begin?!

New Obssession: Real Housewives of Atlanta.
I love this whitetrashtastic, ghetto fabolous version of bravo's hit series. i dont know where to begin, so lets start with who i want to be when i grow up: KIM!

Kimmy kimmy, dear...i know you so little yet i feel as though i have lived your life. Well, except for the wig-wearing, divorcee mother of two, golddigging, miss piggy look-alike, country "singing" part. However, i am in love with her crazy ways....but kimmy dear, can we talk about the makeup? Was your makeup artist trained by the guys who paint barbies over at mattel?  and, im not quite sure about your relationship status with "big poppa" but pleaseee blow someone good enough to get them to buy you a quality hair piece! Thanks doll!

Sheree: 
Oh My Word!  you are such a pretenious ass. and hello! i know that it hasnt been seen on this season yet, but her clothing line, that she wants to be upscale and sold at saks and bergdorfs  looks like a cheap babyphat knockoff. urgh....i cant even begin to delve into my sheree issues. 

Lisa: 
I lover her and refuse to say anything not nice about her. that is all....

Kandi:
another one i think i love, but dont know enough to form an opinion so give me some time here.

NeNe:
where have you been all my life doll?! pure obsession, and only true admiration for the beautiful ms. nene leaks. i lover her drag-queen chic looks. truly, i do love that, like myself, she is large and in charge.  I love her attitude and how she wants to work things out with kim....i know from past experiences that sometimes even the best friendships need some work. 


ok, im off to watch entourage....more later!

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